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Senora rosada de la Muerte. by Selene344 Senora rosada de la Muerte. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Puss-in-boots. ^^ by Selene344 Puss-in-boots. ^^ :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Tickle me- CREEPY!!!! by Selene344 Tickle me- CREEPY!!!! :iconselene344:Selene344 2 0 Bad Creepy Skull Mask 2 by Selene344 Bad Creepy Skull Mask 2 :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Scary Creepy Skull Mask Friend by Selene344 Scary Creepy Skull Mask Friend :iconselene344:Selene344 0 0 Bad Creepy Skull Mask by Selene344 Bad Creepy Skull Mask :iconselene344:Selene344 3 3 Just a little more. by Selene344 Just a little more. :iconselene344:Selene344 2 0 Almost Finished. Phew. by Selene344 Almost Finished. Phew. :iconselene344:Selene344 2 0 Term 1 Peice. by Selene344 Term 1 Peice. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 2 Close-up of Demon Cherub. by Selene344 Close-up of Demon Cherub. :iconselene344:Selene344 0 0 Cherub Demon. by Selene344 Cherub Demon. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Bob Marley. by Selene344 Bob Marley. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 1 Pen Crystal. by Selene344 Pen Crystal. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0
The Story of Sarahs' most embarrassing English lesson.
As told by Tj. 2/11/2010
One day (today), Sarah was sitting quite innocently in her English class texting before it began. As she, was a dedicated student, hardworking, and would NEVER use her phone in class (^^). When suddenly the bell rang. Signaling the start of class.
Not two seconds later Sarah s' English teacher walked into the room. Placing his stuff upon his desk and turning to the class. In a clear voice he said.
"Phones off and out of site, we have alot to do today'.
Now Sarah, not having a pocket OR a pencil case in which to place her phone, did the next logical thing. She hid the phone in her bra.
Now the teacher, been annoyed at not having his request followed looked at Sarah dryly,
'I said out of sight, Miss Oakhill'
Now Sarah s friend, a Miss Folely suddenly snapped to attention and looked strait at the teacher, announcing in a rather unladylike voice.
'Oh_My_God!, you. perverted Prick!'
The teacher looked at her wit
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Kitty of the spare. by Selene344 Kitty of the spare. :iconselene344:Selene344 0 2 Tiger in the Woods.... by Selene344 Tiger in the Woods.... :iconselene344:Selene344 6 25


:: Madonna and Child :: by ninebreaker :: Madonna and Child :: :iconninebreaker:ninebreaker 5,403 612 Kylo by jodeee Kylo :iconjodeee:jodeee 578 54 Headshot #6 Kylo Ren by MaxGrecke Headshot #6 Kylo Ren :iconmaxgrecke:MaxGrecke 1,532 102 The Knight of Rey by Withoutafuss The Knight of Rey :iconwithoutafuss:Withoutafuss 1,067 59 Thief Garrett by KejaBlank Thief Garrett :iconkejablank:KejaBlank 1,393 86 Garrett PCgamer by I-GUYJIN-I Garrett PCgamer :iconi-guyjin-i:I-GUYJIN-I 1,184 43 Garrett Master Thief by jodeee Garrett Master Thief :iconjodeee:jodeee 875 112 Ash Costello / Marilyn Manson by MattDixon Ash Costello / Marilyn Manson :iconmattdixon:MattDixon 163 7 Anita Blake by Loralya89 Anita Blake :iconloralya89:Loralya89 62 36 Jean Claude sketchy by Pika-la-Cynique Jean Claude sketchy :iconpika-la-cynique:Pika-la-Cynique 44 35 Anita Sketchy by AmyClark Anita Sketchy :iconamyclark:AmyClark 583 129 Jean Claude Wallpaper by Imaginatrix Jean Claude Wallpaper :iconimaginatrix:Imaginatrix 67 4 Anita Blake by cjJoker Anita Blake :iconcjjoker:cjJoker 252 16 TES OCs by Woodsie-One TES OCs :iconwoodsie-one:Woodsie-One 71 15 Give me some space by NanoMortis Give me some space :iconnanomortis:NanoMortis 8,111 170 CG Adult Neji by iDNAR CG Adult Neji :iconidnar:iDNAR 17,052 1,992



Brain dead???......Me too! DX
Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.
~Evelyn Waugh~
I think that if Jareth and Loki met, they would totally have a Bro-mance.

Imagine their idea of a joke. D8

Jareth ~ Labyrinth. David Bowie.
Lokie ~ Thor, Avengers. Tom Hiddleston.
  • Listening to: Jet ~ Black Hearts in Fire.
  • Reading: Um, about 30 things. . . No joke. . . *Grimace*.
  • Watching: ~
  • Playing: Skyrim. A lull.
  • Eating: *Starving* I haven't kitchen'ed yet.
  • Drinking: ~


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gryf87 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thank you for the fav :)
fearless-frog Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the faves. I can't get online much as I'm having problems with my internet but hopefully they will be resolved soon :)
Paintzapper Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the Fav and Llama!
brokenangel Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
Albeit a bit late, nonetheless thank you for the :+fav: on my work! :-)
Selene344 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
: D
You're welcome!
Ellygator Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for all your faves!
Pevansy Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave :) =D
Sapphire-Arkenstone Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:. :hug:
preethi524 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug: Thank u sooo much for the fav :squee: Much appreciated!
Astalo Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for adding one of my spoon pendant sets to your favourites.
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