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Senora rosada de la Muerte. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Puss-in-boots. ^^ :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Tickle me- CREEPY!!!! :iconselene344:Selene344 2 0 Bad Creepy Skull Mask 2 :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Scary Creepy Skull Mask Friend :iconselene344:Selene344 0 0 Bad Creepy Skull Mask :iconselene344:Selene344 3 3 Just a little more. :iconselene344:Selene344 2 0 Almost Finished. Phew. :iconselene344:Selene344 2 0 Term 1 Peice. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 2 Close-up of Demon Cherub. :iconselene344:Selene344 0 0 Cherub Demon. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0 Bob Marley. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 1 Pen Crystal. :iconselene344:Selene344 1 0
The Story of Sarahs' most embarrassing English lesson.
As told by Tj. 2/11/2010
One day (today), Sarah was sitting quite innocently in her English class texting before it began. As she, was a dedicated student, hardworking, and would NEVER use her phone in class (^^). When suddenly the bell rang. Signaling the start of class.
Not two seconds later Sarah s' English teacher walked into the room. Placing his stuff upon his desk and turning to the class. In a clear voice he said.
"Phones off and out of site, we have alot to do today'.
Now Sarah, not having a pocket OR a pencil case in which to place her phone, did the next logical thing. She hid the phone in her bra.
Now the teacher, been annoyed at not having his request followed looked at Sarah dryly,
'I said out of sight, Miss Oakhill'
Now Sarah s friend, a Miss Folely suddenly snapped to attention and looked strait at the teacher, announcing in a rather unladylike voice.
'Oh_My_God!, you. perverted Prick!'
The teacher looked at her wit
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Kitty of the spare. :iconselene344:Selene344 0 2 Tiger in the Woods.... :iconselene344:Selene344 6 25


TES OCs :iconwoodsie-one:Woodsie-One 68 15 Give me some space :iconnanomortis:NanoMortis 8,110 169 CG Adult Neji :iconidnar:iDNAR 17,054 1,992 Orochimaru :iconidnar:iDNAR 10,552 1,703 Kabuto as Girl :iconvanecullengirl:VaneCullenGirl 455 71 Garrett - thief :iconyibingling:yibingling 638 30 Garrett :iconmediocrememory:MediocreMemory 139 53 KAYLEY and GARRETT 2 :iconjerome-k-moore:Jerome-K-Moore 761 58 Fem Garrett :iconbuttercupbrix:ButtercupBrix 1,787 134 Garrett :iconi-guyjin-i:I-GUYJIN-I 376 10 Ghosts :icondanhowardart:DanHowardArt 3,576 79 Natalia Poklonskaya :iconkuvshinov-ilya:Kuvshinov-Ilya 11,136 1,294 Quilling: The Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh :iconmarieavril:MarieAvril 3,108 285 Altmer :iconsmeha:Smeha 47 2
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Mermaid, jade finish, 2 :icondellamorteco:DellamorteCo 693 38
Jane Lane :icontaro4an:Taro4an 360 73



Brain dead???......Me too! DX
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~Evelyn Waugh~
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Jareth ~ Labyrinth. David Bowie.
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gryf87 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thank you for the fav :)
fearless-frog Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the faves. I can't get online much as I'm having problems with my internet but hopefully they will be resolved soon :)
Paintzapper Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the Fav and Llama!
brokenangel Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
Albeit a bit late, nonetheless thank you for the :+fav: on my work! :-)
Selene344 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
: D
You're welcome!
Ellygator Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for all your faves!
Pevansy Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave :) =D
Sapphire-Arkenstone Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:. :hug:
preethi524 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug: Thank u sooo much for the fav :squee: Much appreciated!
Astalo Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for adding one of my spoon pendant sets to your favourites.
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